Do you ever find yourself
sitting at a restaurant completely angry and unsatisfied because the person
you’re with ordered something that looks and tastes way better than what you
ordered? They think they are being nice by giving you a bite so you can try
their delicious meal, but deep down you know they did it just to prove a point
that they are far superior at ordering than you are. You never admit it to
them, but you’re so jealous of this person’s meal that you sit quietly crossing
your fingers in hope that they will suddenly get sick and not want to finish so
you can conquer the rest for them. Yea I know it sounds mean, but I think we’ve
all been there. My friends seem to feel that way about me. I’m the girl with
the best order. I don’t have many skills, but I sure can eat. My friends
requested I make a blog about my foodie ways. They don’t ask much of me, so here
it is.
My name is Nicole and I like to
eat. I don’t know where my food habits came from. Maybe it’s because my last name
is Fulmer, which has the part of the word “full” in it, thus implying I should
always be full. Maybe it’s because I was the pickiest eater growing up and
lived off tuna fish and bologna sandwiches. When you miss out on years of good
food and replace it with those two food items, I’m pretty sure that when you
“grow up” you have this subconscious desire to make up for lost time by
stuffing your face with as much good food as possible. Regardless the
reason, here I am eating my way through the Bay Area and blogging about it.
A few things to note before you read on.
I will never post a negative review because I simply do not waste my time or
the calories on eating food that doesn’t taste amazing. Who likes to read about
bad food anyways? I am also not responsible for any food coma or calorie self-loathies
you induce upon yourself from trying out my suggestions. I think its really
important to surround yourself with people who wont judge you if you go to Taco
Tuesday, eat 6 tacos, and then get a burrito at midnight the same night. Lastly,
calories don’t count if you read about them, so enjoy!
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